Yes, it has been many a day too long since I have updated in the Hub. There has been a pressing issue on my mind the last couple weeks, though. I believe that you all deserve to hear it…
My wife and I have decided that it is time to move back to the land of our forefathers, or at least back to the land of my childhood. You read correctly. P-town, the most awesome person to ever grace your streets is returning to his old domain. I wish I could tell you that we found a house, but when I asked our income if that were possible he just started laughing. After he finished, he asked if that was a serious question. I just let go at that point.
But we are moving in the coming weeks and I expect all of you reading this to give me a call and be there for the big day. I am thinking it will probably take around 3 hours as there is not a whole lot of junk to move. The distance between our future residence is also pretty close, so that helps. Of course, if you are not there to help I will understand that you hate both my wife and me and that you hope never to see us again. For those of you who are there, I believe a round of golf on me is appropriate as payment.
FYI, this place is located 2 blocks from your mom’s house. Just up the hill. The landlord used to live next door to your mom’s house before the shirtless leaf blower moved in. Maybe you know the place.
Some benefits of the move include, but are not limited to:
Cell phone reception
Electricity
Civilization
Stores within 10 miles
Natural Gas
No animals
16 comments:
I'm just hoping Tyler doesn't go stir crazy after having the luxury of this large family room that will be approx. the size of our whole apt. in P-town.
Wow, your back. Yes. I would have helped you for free but... now that you have offered a round of golf... I have upped my price to just that. See you then.
I am happy you two will be closer to us. We need to hang out and stuff
You mean you won't ever again have to do the cell phone dance to the reception gods? :)
So if I come help what do I get since I dont love golf???? Because you know Im not willing to help without payment, at all, never and it better be good!
Im glad you guys will be closer and you will now get all of the text messages Tyson sends on Sundays to meet at the Alexanders.
I only hope when we go golfing I can do as good as I did today... 30 golf balls. (hub, you know what I'm talking about)
If I help in spirit does it warrant a golf outing as well?
maybe you could also just go golfing in spirit.
the spirit of golf like a fire is burning.
Congrats!
are you two moved in yet... I can come and help
this post is starting to rot, and to stink. Its time for an update.
You know you only had two posts in the entire month of August...right?
Its now September and you are starting to post like your mom.
ouch.
32 days and counting...
Hub, maybe you can go to your mom's house to post.
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