Monday, April 7, 2008

Just Don't Pull a Memphis...



The end is in sight. I can almost taste its deliciousness. That is right. I finished writing my last paper today. I cooped myself up at the UVSC (soon to be UVU if they haven't crammed it down your throat already) library at got 'er done. It ended up a 26 page monster about Pancreatitis. My advise to you is this: don't drink your liver and pancreas away. It will hurt, burst, and bleed internally everywhere. You will get an infection, respiratory problems, or develop some other complication and die. Just an FYI. So tomorrow is my last clinical and the final is on the 22nd. Yes, that is only a mere 15 days from now. I know that you are as pumped as I am. My scholarly goal has now morphed from "Study and get good scores" to "just don't choke it away, dude."

Guitar Hero and Golf... get ready 'cause I'm coming for you.

And Ashley and Tyler - I am looking forward to being home a bit more, too.

30 comments:

Tikes said...

Dear Ashley and Tyler...I only wrote that last part to make you feel important. I really don't love you more than Guitar Hero and golf...wait, I mean I do love you more than Guitar Hero and golf....

Love C-Hub

Riley Alexander said...

(as he's walking out the door in the morning) C-Hub: Ash, and Tyman, I have to study big time today, i'll be a little bit late getting home.

Ashley: before you say that maybe you should take your golf bag off your shoulders.

Anonymous said...

memphis was pathetic, make a free throw for pete's sake. My biggest dissapointment of the year, just as in years past, was that billy packer was doing the play by play. I hate him. If he is so frikin smart, why doesnt he coach somewhere or referee somewhere. He drives me nuts.
Hub, congratulations on not flunking. remember, a golf outing is not for leisure, it is in preparation for august, maybe that will help.

Tikes said...

Billy Packers assessment of the Kansas defense...

I think they are in a zone.....yep they are in a zone....no wait, it looks like a box and one....yes it is a box and one....wait, or is it a triangle and two....yes it is. Or is it man to man? great coaching move by Bill Self to change defenses 6 times during one possesion. Every time a Memphis player moved, the defense changed. Hey Billy, in Man to Man defense, sometimes it looks like they are in a zone because they sag off, but props to you on identifying it immediately.

Anonymous said...

see, I knew it couldnt just be me.

Hub said...

I thought it was a good game. Ever since the days of Bill Walton and Craig Bullerjack I can't really stand any anouncers. It was a good game, though. I couldn't believe the choke job. It reminds me of when the Yankers choked away their 3-0 lead to Boston a few years back.

Jon said...

Ditto on the Billy Packer opinions. He's terrible and thinks he knows everything.....kind of like Tyson......except the terrible part, of course.

EFC - "Buckle Up"!!!!!!!!!

Tobias said...

Dear Casey;
Please do not any more bad press on my Yankees. That has always been a sour spot with me. LoL. I have just decided I hate the Devil Rays because they handed the Yanks their butts last week.

Riley Alexander said...

Wait a sec, Kode, are you a Yankees fan?!

By the way about the Memphis game, did anyone think it was super lame that the players that missed the free throws kept pointing out "it was the plays or shots before the free throws" or "it was the whole game before the free throws" NO! Grow a pair, and knock down a couple free throws. If you had done that, you would be where Kansas is right now. Wait to try to shift the blame though.

Hub said...

If I'm not mistaken, the Royals beat up the Yankers pretty good as well. And is poster boy Jeter's little pinky toe hurt or something? Ouch.

Then again, the Brave lost to the Rockies tonight. Are they going to decide to win a game anytime soon?

Anonymous said...

no matter how bad the braves suck, they will always, always be better to watch than the yankees. Kody, let me refer you to a previous post on pearls of jam that is titled anti-yankeeism. enjoy.

Ashley said...

conversation awhile back:
Casey: maybe Ash you would want to come golfing with me sometime
Me: That would be fun


hmmm now I see...is it me or the golf course that you're wanting to spend time with first? I think I was invited so I'd have no quips about him going. Smart man.

Hub said...

For the record... I would love for you, Ashley, to come golfing with me. I am sure that you would become addicted, just as I have.

Riley Alexander said...

I have invited Sam to golf with me as well. Mainly just so I can actually beat someone. It would be fun though.

Way to take the safe rout there Hub

Tikes said...

Yankees are gay. If you don't believe me, go ahead and ask Coach Gay who his boyfriend is outside of his assistant coaches and players....yep Joe Girrardi. It was pretty close becuase of Don Mattingly's perm mullet, but in the end, Joe's estrogen level was off the charts...and Derek Jeter thought he kissed better than Don. That is how The Boss hires his managers didn't you know?

Tikes said...

and by Coach Gay I mean Coach Kry....from the Dook lady devils team.

Anonymous said...

I dont mean to spoil the suspense, but I was watching a special on Bravo, and it was about how the yank-ease hired new coaches, and how they drafted players, and how they built a dynasty. It talked about the Yank-ees prerequisites. they were as follows:
1-you must wear guido shirts with really long arms, buttons that you only half-way button up, and you cannot button up the cuffs.
2- you must fake bake, shave your chest and frost your tips.
3-no body hair
4-you must have a stylist.
5-you must watch every show on bravo.
6-you must love every road trip to San Fransisco.
7-your pants must be too tight.
8-you must manicure your nails, and pedicure your toes.
9-you also must watch oprah, and cry during makeover home edition.
10-you must suck.

Riley Alexander said...

11- You must be undeserving of your huge contract
12- Whine at every call fair or not that doesn't go your way
13- take steroids
14- then deny that you took steroids

Tikes said...

You must be willing to kiss the manager....and all your teammates, and all the Dook basketball team.

Anonymous said...

.....and the Boss's a@#$%.

Riley Alexander said...

Play for this team but not admit that you play on this specific team because they offered you like 10x more then any other team could. (A-Rod)
On that same note you must be of high enough moral standards to not play for love of the game but for love of money.
The royals are tearing it up right now with a annual payrol of like $3.25

Tikes said...

tearing it up? Check in a week or two and they will be mathematically eliminated from playoff contention already.

Riley Alexander said...

Probably so, but still with their payroll being like 197284591235491235491549451923451923X's smaller then the Yankees, they are doing alright.

Tobias said...

I started my non cutesy blog cause I was afraid to post things on my wifes blog (just like all of you). Get the link from my profile

Tobias said...

Wow I started something. It seems the Yankees are a sour spot for Braves Fans. It must have been the 99 world series. You guys I love the Braves as well. The Yankees have had my loyalty ever since I can remember. My Brothers are the same way. That is just how it is. The Alexanders=Braves Fans, and the Carlings=Yankee Fans. We can all get along. Dr P. I will check out the anti Yankee blog, and I will get back with you. I will admit they pay too much for players, and I hate the boss. How can you rip Jeter? Anyways I will stand my ground, and even if they sucked, I will still stand my ground. Yes the Royals have beaten up on my Yankees, but that is how it is in the American League. Everyone can beat anyone. Its an easy argument. The American League is like the Western Conference in the NBA. The National League is like the Eastern Conference because they are weak. Sorry Prove it any other way.

Tobias said...

Where is the Anti Yankee Blog?

Tobias said...

Dr. P I do have to admit you are a stud because of your love for the Utes.

Anonymous said...

it was one of my first posts, you have to hit the "earlier posts" link a few times. it was and is gospel though. pearlsofjam.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

http://pearlsofjam.blogspot.com/2007/10/my-conversion-to-antiyankeeism.html

try this.

Anonymous said...

Hub, I like the facelift....and the reference to sean hannity, you're a great american my friend. All we ask is three hours a day. only 222 more days until the election......