Friday, March 13, 2009

Why I Became a Nurse...


There is a first time for everything, as they say. Well, today I will not give you details of one of the tasks that are sometimes assigned to nurses. I will just tell you the name of one - Digital Stool Removal. Awesome? Not even close. Let the dry heaves begin. You're welcome.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the proper word is Digital Stool "Disimpaction"....truly a lost art.

Bnut's Bible said...

Maybe you and P. could get together to share some advanced techniques you have both learned.

Good luck with that, I think Ri-Bone might have a prostate problem he needs you to check out.

Tikes said...

Holy....

What does the digital mean?

Tikes said...

I would have worn about 6 pairs of gloves...just in case.

Anonymous said...

"We'll take my fingers, what do finders really mean to me?
You can easily look them up in the dictionary:
They call them digits, or technically they're known as the 'philanges'

you're welcome.

Bnut's Bible said...

Philanges or phalanges? I thought it was phalanges, but maybe I'm wrong.

Tikes said...

Right.....I guess (for Hub's sake) I was holding on to the hope that "digital" held some reference to technology or imaging....I guess not.

Tobias said...

Go Hub... MMMMM Yeah...

Riley Alexander said...

Wow. I am so not jealous right now